What's the worst part of locking your keys in the car by the abortion clinic?

Having to go inside and ask to borrow a coat hanger

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You ask them to pronounce unionize.

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What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

both can be solved with a coat hanger

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Nothing.

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A LockSith.

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Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

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Why is there a broom in the driveway?

me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car

What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.