me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car
flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.
A clutch !
When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.
They both got nailed all night.
Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.
He was Snowden.
She calls the flying squad !
To get a better grip on the broom
A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.
A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.
