me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car
A: Your car.
When you run in front of a car you get tired. When you run behind a car you get exhausted.
You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)
Has she said anything
Your homework is done and your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway.
Cleveland Rocks!
They both fly but the broom doesn't.
It over swept
A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.
The bear hug!