Why is there a broom in the driveway?

me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's black and white and red allover?

My dalmatian after being hit by a car

Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."

What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

Driveway Jokes More Driveway Jokes

What do you call a rainbow of Jeeps in the driveway?

Roy Jeep Biv

How many Mexicans does it take to pave a driveway?

Six, if you slice them thin enough.

Broom Jokes More Broom Jokes

Why did the broom take a nap?

It was sweepy.

Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween :)

Borrow Jokes More Borrow Jokes

What's the one movie Rick won't ever let you borrow?

He won't ever give you *Up*. No I'll show myself out . . .

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".