What does Drew Carey have in his driveway?

Cleveland Rocks!

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Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

How do you keep the Kansas City Chiefs away from your house?

Paint a goal line on your driveway.