Where do you think you're going at this hour?

gun hangs head & turns around

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What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?

Au-burn

Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What does R. Kelly have in common with Malaysian Airlines?

They both think they can fly.

Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call a dead baby hanging on a wall?

Art

What do you call a guy who hangs around a bunch of musicians?

A drummer!!!!!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.

What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

What is green, red and goes 90 miles per hour?

A frog in a blender.

Why did the blind driver have no hands?

He was reading road signs at 50 miles per hour

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What gun does Jesus hate the most?

The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast

What do guns and feminists have in common?

They are very loud when triggered.