Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads?

Because they're headcases.

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What did the cannibal do after dumping her boyfriend?

She wiped her arse.

What's the worst thing for a cannibal to say to a friend?

Your family has impeccable taste.

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Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defence!

Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads?

Because they're headcases.