What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite animal?

Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.

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How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car?

Put him in the front.

Why does everyone love Plato?

Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates

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Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Because he footman turned into a mouse.

Why don't golf courses ever serve sandwiches?

They always turn out to be sub par.

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What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

What would Anakin Skywalker's sith name be, if Luke was black?

Dearth Vader