What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite animal?

Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.

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Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.

Why is a dog so warm in Summer?

He wears a coat and pants.

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Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?

He couldn't see himself doing it

When is a school paper not a school paper?

When it's turned into the teacher.

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What country do all cats wish to get their food from?

Viet NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

What did the cat... Say to the person?

Nothing, because cats don't speak.

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What would Anakin Skywalker's sith name be, if Luke was black?

Dearth Vader

How do you call Anakin Skywalker's padawan after getting tased by enemy?

A shocked Tano.