Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

Retail Store Jokes More Retail Store Jokes

Where to dogs who lost their tails go?

To a retail store.

Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did Jesus lose the basketball game?

Because Peter denied him three times.

What do you call a person who has lost all hope?

A: Linus

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat that's guilty of infidelity?

A cheetah

How do cats speak to people?

They commeownicate.