Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

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What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...

What is the difference?

What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail

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Where does a dog go when his tail falls off?

The retail store

Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

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Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle

Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

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What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

9/11

How do cats let us know that they are in pain ?

Me...........Owwwwww!!