Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

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Where do lions go if they lose their tails ?

To the re-tail store. :D

Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

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Where does a dog go when he loses his tail?

A retail store.

Where does a dog go when his tail falls off?

The retail store

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How do witches lose weight?

They join weight witches.

Why did Jesus lose the basketball game?

Because Peter denied him three times.

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How do you make a cat go "Woof!"?

Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?

She had mittens !