Where does a dog go when his tail falls off?

The retail store

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why does a dog lick his balls?

Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist

What breed of dog is the most depressing...?

A melancholy.

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What do you call a monkey with a white bandanna tied to his tail?

A surrender monkey

How do you make a glow worm happy ?

Cut off his tail he'll be de-lighted !

Retail Store Jokes More Retail Store Jokes

What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?

To a retail store.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why are there no good jokes about engineers?

zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.

What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that."