How do you make a glow worm happy ?

Cut off his tail he'll be de-lighted !

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What's got two wings, a tail and twenty five pricks?

England's return flight.

Why did the redneck take his cat to Walmart after running over it's tail with the lawn mower?

Because they're the largest re-tail-er

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Where's Jim?

He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies

What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

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What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer ?

Light ale !

Why was the glow worm unhappy ?

Because her children weren't that bright !