How do you make a glow worm happy ?

Cut off his tail he'll be de-lighted !

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed?

Looks like we got a tail.

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

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Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!

How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?

Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.

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What makes a glow worm glow ?

A light meal !

How do you make a glow worm happy ?

Cut off his tail he'll be de-lighted !