Tail Jokes

A man sees that his neigjhbnour doesn't have his wheeled trash bin. "Hey bub, where's ya bin" "I took a little vacation for a few weeks," "No. I meant where's your bin?" "Told ya, vacation, at the beach!" "No man. Where's ya wheely bin?" "Ok, fine! I've wheely been to jail! Happy now?"

Tail Jokes

Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

What do you call a reptile biting its own tail?

What do you get if you tie two camels together by the tails?

Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

Where do lions go if they lose their tails ?

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

How can you tell a dog is a cool dog?

Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

Who's the biggest player in the Hundred Acre Wood?

What do you call a reptile that can't grow its tail back?

What's the perfect line of work for a lizard?

What is the difference?

What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the railroad tracks?

What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

What do you get when you cross a ring-tailed lemur with a U-Haul truck?

What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

Why did the business dog chase his tail?

What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed?

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

Where does a dog go when he loses his tail?

Why do dogs wag their tails ?

Why does a dog wag it's tail?

What's got two wings, a tail and twenty five pricks?

What can we do to make it even scarier?

Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

How did the mermaid get into a car crash?

What Are you braging about?

Where are most fish found ?

Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

What do you call a monkey with a white bandanna tied to his tail?

What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail?

What is it called when a reptile loses its tail?

Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?

What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ?

Where do Doggos go when they lose their tail?

What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

Why did the redneck take his cat to Walmart after running over it's tail with the lawn mower?

Where do animals go when their tails falls off?

How do you make a glow worm happy ?

What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

What has a head, a tail, and no body?

What followed the dinosaur ?

Why is a cat like a penny?

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

Where do animals go when their Tails fall off?

Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?

Why are dogs bad at poker?

Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

Which dog is always without a tail?

Where does a dog go when his tail falls off?

Why do dogs chase their tails?

Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

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Where's your bin?