A retail store.
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Goes to a retail store to find another one.
An alligatorus
A palindromedary.
He was taking a look around
To the re-tail store. :D
By tying a knot on its tail.
Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.
It swags its tail.
Because he was trying to make both ends meet.
Eeyore, he's always chasing that tail.
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A Reptile Dysfunction.
Re-tail.
What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail
It's won't be long now!
One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale
The retail store!
I'm not sure, but I know
It won't be long now...
So he could make ends meet!
Looks like we got a tail.
ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...
If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.
Because no one else will do it for them !"
A: No one else will do it for them
England's return flight.
Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES
He was just chasing tail.
because she was fish tailing!
I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!
Between the head and the tail !
Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.
A surrender monkey
That's the end of me!"
Ereptile Dysfunction
They're always switching their tails!
This is the end of me !
THE RETAIL STORE!
A penny.
Because they're the largest re-tail-er
The retail store
Cut off his tail he'll be de-lighted !
This is the end.
A coin!
It's tail !
Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.
A man holding an aardvark.
The Retail store
The retail store.
Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.
To a retail store.
A: A horse and rider.
A hot dog.
A: They want to make ends meet.
To the retail store!
And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.
Flush the punch bowl
Because he was a quack addict
Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.
They're trying to get away from the noise.
He kept trying to shave the princess.
He Tractor.
Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.
Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.
Geometrees and trigonometrees
They know their knots.
I said, "It has to be affordable" He said, "I'm sorry sir, I've never heard of a Ford Ibble."
Ah horse apples!
It ran out of cache.
A 7-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!