Tail Store Jokes

Where do lions go if they lose their tails ?

To the re-tail store. :D

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Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?

To a re-tail store!

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Who hits the ground first?

Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?

Why did the girl reject the landfill owner?

His place is a dump

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Where do animals go when their tails falls off?

The retail store

Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?

The retail store.

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How do you ask someone if they're Vegan?

You don't need to, they'll tell you

Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

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Who's there ! Anne ! Anne who ?

Anne apple just fell on my head !

Why do clumsy people get married?

They fall in love.

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What does a polish bride get on her wedding night that is long and hard?

a new last name

How many country singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.

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How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?

A: Her crayons are still sticky.

Why won't bankers go to the opera?

Because they quickly lose interest

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How many magazines did the racquetball footwear company make before going out of business?

Tennis shoes (Also: can anyone think of a more succinct buildup It seems kinda unwieldy to me)

What is a ferret funeral?

Serious business

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What do giraffes have that no other animal has?

A: Baby giraffes.

What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.