Tail Store Jokes

Where do lions go if they lose their tails ?

To the re-tail store. :D

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Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?

To a re-tail store!

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What's long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night?

A new last name.

How many country singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.

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Where can you find the best Black Friday deals with items at 100% off?

Ferguson!

What did the mom say when she found out her son was going to be a evil spy?

Abort mission!

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Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

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How much storage do you need for a mouthful of dirt?

A Terra Bite

What is your best lawyer joke?

I need some new material for the court house.

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What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven

Why did little timmy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a canoe at him !

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What do you call a Korean girl, who lost her virginity at a young age?

Sum-Young Ho

Why did Mike Dukakis lose the 1998 Presidential election?

He TANKED his campaign!

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What's got two wings, a tail and twenty five pricks?

England's return flight.

How do you make a glow worm happy ?

Cut off his tail he'll be de-lighted !

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What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a leprechaun?

The Easter Blarney!

How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal?

They're both famous for stuffing baskets!