Why did Mike Dukakis lose the 1998 Presidential election?

He TANKED his campaign!

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What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI?

Text.GetRect()

Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

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Why did Mike Dukakis lose the 1998 Presidential election?

He TANKED his campaign!

What do Fort McMurray and a 1998 Pontiac Sunfire have in common?

Both are full of white trash and smell like burning oil.

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What is the main position candidate Jim Webb is campaigning on?

Debate time reform.

How did Vladimir Lenin originally get into power?

This isn't just a campaign, this is a political "

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What's the us army tanksman's favorite song?

Tanks for the memories"!

Why does the French Military install rearview mirrors on their tanks?

So that they can see the battle.