Why did Mike Dukakis lose the 1998 Presidential election?

He TANKED his campaign!

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Why did the investment banker leave her husband?

She was losing interest.

What's not there when you get into an argument, but there when you lose the argument?

The door.

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Why did Mike Dukakis lose the 1998 Presidential election?

He TANKED his campaign!

What do Fort McMurray and a 1998 Pontiac Sunfire have in common?

Both are full of white trash and smell like burning oil.

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How did Vladimir Lenin originally get into power?

This isn't just a campaign, this is a political "

What's Hillary's thoughts about her campaign?

Iran, Iraq, I lost

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What do you call a root vegetable wearing a tank top?

A bro-tato

What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.