What do you call a veterinarian that can only work on one animal?

A doctor.

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What is a drill team?

A group of dentists who work together.

Why was the cop absent from work?

He had swine flu

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Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

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What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet?

An elephant with diarrhea.

What animal is always at a game of cricket?

A bat.

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What did the veterinarian performing canine reproductive surgery say to the veterinarian with over productive saliva disorder?

Spay it don't spray it.

What diagnosis did the veterinarian give to the dog with the funny walk?

The dog has cerebral pawlsy.