What did the veterinarian performing canine reproductive surgery say to the veterinarian with over productive saliva disorder?

Spay it don't spray it.

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What do you say when a Polish magician performs a magic trick?

Nailed it

Why wasn't Michael Jackson allowed to perform at the children's hospital?

Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))

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What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

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What do you call a veterinarian who's real good at poker?

first post) Ace of spays

What has blonde hair, blue eyes and tends to ailed animals?

A VeterinArian.