What did the veterinarian performing canine reproductive surgery say to the veterinarian with over productive saliva disorder?

Spay it don't spray it.

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Why Weren't There Many Jokes in the Dark Ages?

No one could perform the execution well enough.

What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

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What do you get if you cross a retard and a graffiti artist?

Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.

Why did the mexican fire department fail?

They didnt have any Jose to spray the water.

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What do you call a veterinarian who's real good at poker?

first post) Ace of spays

What has blonde hair, blue eyes and tends to ailed animals?

A VeterinArian.