Why wasn't Michael Jackson allowed to perform at the children's hospital?

Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))

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It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

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A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

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because they are very touching

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Why wasn't Michael Jackson allowed to perform at the children's hospital?

Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))

What's the difference between a terrorist cell and a children's hospital?

Don't ask me man, I just fly the drones.