Why wasn't Michael Jackson allowed to perform at the children's hospital?

Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))

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What's a boomerang called that's not coming back?

A Stick.

Why didnt the asian block a punch coming to his face?

He couldn't see it coming

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Why did they not allow farmers in Greece?

They got tired of all the minotaurs.

What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

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Why will a blonde laugh at a joke three times?

A: Once when you tell it once when you tell her the punchline and once when she gets it.

What would be the best color to make a joke about?

I was thinking black, but I'm not sure it would work?

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What do you call a fish that performs brain surgeries?

A neurosturgeon

What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

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Why wasn't Michael Jackson allowed to perform at the children's hospital?

Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))

Why does Michael Jackson like 26 year Olds?

Because there are twenty of them.

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Why wasn't Michael Jackson allowed to perform at the children's hospital?

Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))

What's the difference between a terrorist cell and a children's hospital?

Don't ask me man, I just fly the drones.