Child Hospital Jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist cell and a children's hospital?

Don't ask me man, I just fly the drones.

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Why wasn't Michael Jackson allowed to perform at the children's hospital?

Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))

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How did the mermaid get into a car crash?

because she was fish tailing!

What did the dinosaur say after the car crash?

I'msosaurus

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Who are the most decent people in the hospital?

The ultrasound people.!! lol

What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!"

Rabbi Jokes More Rabbi Jokes

What do you call a bunch of crazy Rabbis?

Rabies!

Why did the rabbi walk into the bar?

Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way."

Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)

Iraqi Child Jokes More Iraqi Child Jokes

What's The Difference Between Larry Hogan And An Iraqi Child?

Larry Hogan gets back from the hospital.

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a tumblrite and a coprolite?

Their age.

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?

Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did nobody in the Soviet Union drive manual cars?

They were afraid of Stalin'

Why can't Daredevil drive a car?

Because he's from New York.

Diagnose Jokes More Diagnose Jokes

What do you call someone on the borderline of being diagnosed with a borderline personality disorder?

An asylum seeker.

Why did the Ogre cry when he left the doctor's office?

He was diagnosed with shrecktal cancer.