Child Hospital Jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist cell and a children's hospital?

Don't ask me man, I just fly the drones.

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Why wasn't Michael Jackson allowed to perform at the children's hospital?

Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))

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Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Who's the nicest guy at the hospital?

The ultrasound guy

Why did the cannibal get banned from the hospital?

He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)

Rabbi Jokes More Rabbi Jokes

What do you call a rabbi who plays miniature golf?

Jupiter

What do you call a bunch of crazy Rabbis?

Rabies!

Diagnose Jokes More Diagnose Jokes

What kind of cancer was Jar Jar diagnosed with?

Meesathelioma.

What's a good way to get gum out of your hair?

Getting diagnosed with cancer.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between /r/jokes and your mom?

Your mom is funny.

Who Conquers All obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

Iraqi Child Jokes More Iraqi Child Jokes

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

What's The Difference Between Larry Hogan And An Iraqi Child?

Larry Hogan gets back from the hospital.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next

What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do you call a rich brown person driving an Audi?

A Saudi

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

Car Crash Jokes More Car Crash Jokes

What do you call a squid after a car crash..?

Skidward

Why do more men die in car crashes than woman?

Because women are at the wheel.