What do you call a squid after a car crash..?

Skidward

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Who was the most famous pirate octopus?

Captain Squid!

How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?

Ten-tickles

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Why do more men die in car crashes than woman?

Because women are at the wheel.

What did the dinosaur say after the car crash?

I'msosaurus