What do you call a squid after a car crash..?

Skidward

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What am I herring?

This scampi true! Whale I squid you not Oh cod I can't die Waterboat me You're so shellfish Fin

What does it take to make a squid laugh?

Ten tickles.

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What would you call it when a dinosaur gets into a car crash?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

What did the dinosaur say after the car crash?

I'msosaurus