What am I herring?

This scampi true! Whale I squid you not Oh cod I can't die Waterboat me You're so shellfish Fin

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What did the beaver say when he found out his new neighbour was a fish?

Cod dam

What do you call it when a soldier gets laid?

Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*

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Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.

Why is Lamar Odom so much fun...?

Because, he's just dying to party.

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What does it take to make a squid laugh?

Ten tickles.

What am I herring?

This scampi true! Whale I squid you not Oh cod I can't die Waterboat me You're so shellfish Fin

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What am I herring?

This scampi true! Whale I squid you not Oh cod I can't die Waterboat me You're so shellfish Fin

What has four legs and several fins?

A: A happy bear!

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What am I herring?

This scampi true! Whale I squid you not Oh cod I can't die Waterboat me You're so shellfish Fin

What fish sounds like a telephone?

Herring herring...herring herring...herring herring.