What am I herring?

This scampi true! Whale I squid you not Oh cod I can't die Waterboat me You're so shellfish Fin

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What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Cod! Cod who?

Cod red-handed !

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Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died?

Because he was the rightful heir

What happens when a pope dies?

Another pops up.

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What do you call a group of squid?

A squad

Who was the most famous pirate octopus?

Captain Squid!

Fin Jokes More Fin Jokes

What am I herring?

This scampi true! Whale I squid you not Oh cod I can't die Waterboat me You're so shellfish Fin

Why did the gray whale go on a diet?

Because he wasn't a Fin whale!

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What fish sounds like a telephone?

Herring herring...herring herring...herring herring.

What am I herring?

This scampi true! Whale I squid you not Oh cod I can't die Waterboat me You're so shellfish Fin