What did the beaver say when he found out his new neighbour was a fish?

Cod dam

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Why didn't Sean Connery get his roof fixed?

He said he "couldn't find a shingle person to do it."

How do you find a naked man in a nudist colony?

It's not hard.

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What do beavers do to a river?

God dam it

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They never want to log off.

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What did the fisherman say to the card magician?

A: Pick a cod, any cod!

What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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What advice would you give to a fish?

Stay in school and keep up with current affairs.

What kind of fish can you find in a hospital?

A sturgeon.