What advice would you give to a fish?

Stay in school and keep up with current affairs.

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School Jokes More School Jokes

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's ok, he woke up.

What advice would you give to a fish?

Stay in school and keep up with current affairs.

Advice Jokes More Advice Jokes

What was the desert's piece of advice?

Gobi yourself

Why should you never trust advice from a group of gryphons?

Half of them are lyin'.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish in orbit?

Trouterspace.

What do you get when you cross a fish with no eyes?

PETA

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic?

Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.

How do you know if you are having a good time?

When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.