What advice would you give to a fish?

Stay in school and keep up with current affairs.

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What's updog?

Mom: Just waking you up for school, dog, what's up wit u Dad (from hallway): OWNED

What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet.

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Who would you ask for advice about a lion?

a lion or a gerbil The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions.

Why should you never trust advice from a group of gryphons?

Half of them are lyin'.

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What do you call someone who photographs fish?

A school shooter

What do fish do when they have cancer?

Nemotherapy

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What's your favorite part about being a stay-at-home mom?

Me: Showering is optional Her: HAHAHA, be serious. Me: Ok, no drug tests.

Whos there Ellen Ellen who?

Ellen Pao Oh k lol stay out.