What's your favorite part about being a stay-at-home mom?

Me: Showering is optional Her: HAHAHA, be serious. Me: Ok, no drug tests.

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Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: The bulbs IN and it's staying IN!

What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests?

A: A cramberry.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

What's the best part about showering with an eight year old girl?

Slicking her hair back and making her look like a six year old boy.

Why shouldn't you shower with a Pokemon?

It might Pikachu.

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Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.

What do you call a stay-at-home parent?

Unemployed.

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What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

What is a cancer patients favorite bingo number?

B9