Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.

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What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

What's the difference between a hand towel and toilet paper?

What " "You aren't coming to my house"

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Why does the Mexican Olympic team always do so badly?

Because anyone who can swim, run, or climb is already in America.

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

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What did the cholo say when the houses fell on him?

ey, get off me homes!

What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home?

Cantaloupe

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they just shoot the room for being black.

What did the donut say to the cop?

Don't taste me, bro !

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What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

Kevin still doesn't know.

What if the missing plane is still up there?

What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.

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Who could that be?

It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball