Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.

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Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

Who came up with hugs?

The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."

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What happens to an Asian guy when they run into a wall with a full erection?

They break their nose!

Why did the chicken end up in the soup ?

Because it ran out of cluck !

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What did the Mexican say with one sleeve rolled up and one sleeve not?

Not even, homes

What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

A: She moved.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?

None, he fell.

Who were the participants?

Guy: ' The owner, the cop and me. '

Kevin Jokes More Kevin Jokes

What if the missing plane is still up there?

What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.

What does Kevin 11 have that Peter Parker doesn't?

A living Ben and Gwen.

Burglar Jokes More Burglar Jokes

Whats the difference between a burglar and an ex-wife?

At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.

How did the burglar get into the house?

Intruder window