Why didn't the cops ever charge Abraham Lincoln?

Because he was always in a cent.

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Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

How do you stop a bull from charging?

Take away his credit card.

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Which president was least guilty?

Lincoln, because he is in a cent.

Why didn't the cops ever charge Abraham Lincoln?

Because he was always in a cent.

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What do you call it when two cops dance?

Pork Grinds

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

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What do Abraham Lincoln and an '80s sitcom have in common?

Both were shot before a live audience.

What did Abraham Lincoln say after recovering from a 3-day drinking binge?

I set* ***who*** *free "*