Why didn't the cops ever charge Abraham Lincoln?

Because he was always in a cent.

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How much do used batteries cost?

Nothing, they are free of charge.

How much do dead batteries cost?

Nothing. They are free of charge!

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Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting?

Because he gave out bad scents (cents).

What makes perfect sense?

The U.S. mint (cents)

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How many cops does it take the screw in a lightbulb?

The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement

Who's driving the car?

Theres a muslim a mexican and black guy in a car, whos driving .. **The cops**

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln remember the Gettysburg Address?

Because he's dead.

What would Abraham Lincoln say if he found out there was a movie about him slaying vampires?

What's a movie?