Why is pinocchio so good in the bedroom?

He nose what he's doing

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Why couldn't the teddy bear smell?

Because his nose was stuffed

What do you call a nose that can see into the future?

Nostrildamus

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Why can't woman drive?

Because there are no roads from the bedroom to the kitchen!!

Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep?

ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.

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Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"

What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio's face?

Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...