Why is pinocchio so good in the bedroom?

He nose what he's doing

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What did the mouth say to the nose?

Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...

What does a near sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

Wet noses

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What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

What kind of sounds does Jaimie Foxx make in the bedroom?

No sound at all, the D is silent

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Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

Where is Pinocchio's website?

On the splinternet.