What kind of sounds does Jaimie Foxx make in the bedroom?

No sound at all, the D is silent

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What do Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music and Keith Richards have in common?

They both made habits fashionable.

Why do sovereign citizens never turn on the lights?

The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.

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What kind of bird brings no babies?

A swallow.

What kind of car does a viking drive?

A fjord

D Jokes More D Jokes

Why is C afraid of D?

Because DEEZ NUTS!

Why did the feminist accuse her teacher of misogyny?

Because he'd D graded her.

Bedroom Jokes More Bedroom Jokes

How do lesbians keep things interesting in the bedroom?

They think outside the box.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...