How do you turn a cobra into a rattlesnake?

Give it to Michael J Fox

Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

Why did the stoplight turn red?

Well, you would too, if you had to change in front of that many people!

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Who is James Bond's favorite bartender?

Michael J Fox

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes?

He uses the finest ingredients.

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How do you turn a cobra into a rattlesnake?

Give it to Michael J Fox

What is it called if someone wears your bra?

Cobra!!!