Well, you would too, if you had to change in front of that many people!
He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.
A: To turn the blinker off.
Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.
They want to catch the last goal-post !
I don't need a lightbulb when I have the furnace ready.
Put it in a square cup