What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

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What do you call it when you turn into a vampire before being bitten?

Premature Edraculation

What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb?

What suppressive told you to change the light bulb Report to Ethics immediately!

What's the most important part about telling a joke?

Your PUN-unciation

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why is French person a better team player than a pirate?

The pirate says, "Aye, aye!" The French says, "Oui, oui!"

What is the most common french saying?

nous abandonnons"

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What is dementia?

I forget

Why are highly successful people named Mark always so depressed?

Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?

What profession does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Driver

French Guy Jokes More French Guy Jokes

What did one dehydrated French guy say to the other?

What do we do now, Pierre

What do you call a french guy wearing sandals?

Felipe Flop