French Guy Jokes

What did one French Guy say to another French Guy?

Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")

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What do you call a french guy wearing sandals?

Felipe Flop

What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread?

He felt pain.

What did one dehydrated French guy say to the other?

What do we do now, Pierre

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What's the difference between a French kiss and an Australian kiss?

They are basically the same except you do an Australian kiss down under.

What is French Super Mario's favorite board game?

Le Ouija

Pretend Jokes More Pretend Jokes

What do you call people pretending to be a ball?

roll playing im sry

Why is PBS asking me for money?

If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

Why does all of Jared Fogle's music sound the same?

Because he loves to abuse A Minor.

What sound does and alcohlic train make?

Chug chug chug chug chug chug... I'll show myself out.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What does that clock say at 1 o'clock night?

1 AM feeling very sleepy.

How can you tell if a Mexican is feeling sad?

They're wearing a SOMBERERO

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

on all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.

What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

Pierre Jokes More Pierre Jokes

How do Frenchmen share files?

Pierre to Pierre.

What did one dehydrated French man say to the other?

What are we going to do now, Pierre

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

Explain Jokes More Explain Jokes

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

A user interface is like a joke.

If you have to explain it then it is not that good.