Grey Poupon Jokes

What do you get when your Grey Poupon dries out?

An upper crust.

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What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

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Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.

What did one bird say to another bird on New Year's?

WOW THAT YEAR FLEW BY

Poope Jokes More Poope Jokes

What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

Dry Jokes More Dry Jokes

What do you get when you dry out a Stark?

Raisin Bran

What do you get when your Grey Poupon dries out?

An upper crust.

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why are there no bungalows in France?

Because the French have many flaws

What French city always surrenders first?

Toulouse

French Guy Jokes More French Guy Jokes

What did one dehydrated French guy say to the other?

What do we do now, Pierre

How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread?

He felt pain.