Grey Poupon Jokes

What do you get when your Grey Poupon dries out?

An upper crust.

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What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

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Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What does a bird with an injured wing need?

Tweetment!

Why was the bird sick?

It had the flew and its throat was soar.

Dry Jokes More Dry Jokes

What's beef jerky?

Dried parts of a cow that had Parkinson's.

What do you call a waterfall that's all dried up?

A waterfell.

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why did Vietnam revolt against the French?

Because they knew they would Nguyen.

Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

Poope Jokes More Poope Jokes

What do you do if an elephant swallows you whole?

Run around until you get pooped out. :)

How do you get out of an elephant?

Q: How do you get out of an elephant A: Turn around and around until you get all pooped out. (5 yo humor never gets old)

French Guy Jokes More French Guy Jokes

What did one dehydrated French guy say to the other?

What do we do now, Pierre

How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread?

He felt pain.