What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

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How does a French skeleton say hello?

Bone-jour.

Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!

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Why do some birds fly south for the winter?

Its to far to walk.

Why are birds always short on cash?

Because they have bills.

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What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

What do you get when your Grey Poupon dries out?

An upper crust.

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What did one French Guy say to another French Guy?

Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")

What do you call a french guy wearing sandals?

Felipe Flop

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What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road ???

bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself