What did the French guy say when a bird...

What is the motto of the French navy?

To the water, it is time! Or in french... ... BWA HA HA HA. OK... I know this is kind a dad joke but.... yeah (for those don't speak French and thus don't get this, click the link and click the speaker to have it read to you ;) )

What is round and hates French people?

The World.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?

It was for 'tick or tweet' !

What kind of birds do girls like?

My-cawk!

Grey Poupon Jokes More Grey Poupon Jokes

What do you get when your Grey Poupon dries out?

An upper crust.

What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

French Guy Jokes More French Guy Jokes

What did one dehydrated French guy say to the other?

What do we do now, Pierre

What did one French Guy say to another French Guy?

Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")

Poope Jokes More Poope Jokes

What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict