Why are birds always short on cash?

Because they have bills.

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Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

Why are ducks always sad?

Because of their bills

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How does an elephant climb a tree?

A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

Why did the bird go to the restaurant?

Tweet!

Cash Jokes More Cash Jokes

Who's there ! Cash ! Cash who ?

Cash me if you can !

Whole Foods "All the cash in a bag NOW!" 100% organic reusable bag ok?

Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag