Why are birds always short on cash?

Because they have bills.

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What did the duck say to the cashier after buying some red lipstick?

Just put it on my bill

Who's there ! Bill ! Bill who ?

Bill-tup area !

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What kind of birds do you usually find locked up ?

Jail-birds !

Why did you steal that bird?

Prisoner: For a lark sir.

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Why are birds always short on cash?

Because they have bills.

Whole Foods "All the cash in a bag NOW!" 100% organic reusable bag ok?

Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag