What do you call a french guy wearing sandals?

Felipe Flop

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How did the Frenchman get turned on?

He French-kissed a power outlet

What do French stoners smoke?

Oui-d

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What brand of shoes do chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

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What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

What did one French Guy say to another French Guy?

Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")

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What do you call a French man wearing sandals?

Fillipe F'Lop

Why were the camels wearing sandals?

To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.