What do you call a french guy wearing sandals?

Felipe Flop

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What do you call a french guy wearing sandals?

Felipe Flop

What Nationality was Otzi the Caveman?

He wasn't Italian, because he carried work tools, he wasn't Austrian, since he had some brains, he might have been Swiss, since he was outrun by a glacier, but most probably he was a German, because nobody else ever walks in sandals in the mountains.