What does a bird with an injured wing need?

Tweetment!

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What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

Toucan play at that game!

Why do groups of birds always seem so shady?

cuz they're always flockin' around

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How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree

What is an injured persons favorite movie?

Cast Away

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What does a bird with an injured wing need?

Tweetment!

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.