What does a bird with an injured wing need?

Tweetment!

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Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ?

A bird that talks in morse code !

What's the difference between a fly and a bird?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

Injure Jokes More Injure Jokes

How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree

What did the doctor say to the injured gingerbread man?

Why don't you try icing it

Tweetment Jokes More Tweetment Jokes

How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.