Injure Jokes

What do you call an injured martial artist?

Bruised Lee

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How do people with injured hands commute to work?

Carpool tunnels

What does an injured gyro say?

I falafel."

Who do you call when a sleepwalker injures himself?

The somnambulance.

What does a bird with an injured wing need?

Tweetment!

Where would you put an injured insect ?

In an antbulance !

What did the doctor say to the injured gingerbread man?

Why don't you try icing it

What is an injured persons favorite movie?

Cast Away

What do you call an injured Confederate soldier that can't find a medic?

A rebel without a gauze.

What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits?

Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.

How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree

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Why did the 3d modeler need back surgery?

He injured his spline!

What do you call a goblin with an injured leg?

A hobblin' goblin

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What do you call a confederate that's bleeding out?

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How does a Confederate flag and a rainbow flag differ?

The latter represents people that win.

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What do you give an injured alligator?

Gatorade

How do you hydrate a 2 year old at Disney World?

Gatorade

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How do you make a racing snail faster?

I tried taking his shell off but it only made him more sluggish.

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

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What makes you say that, Tim?

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How many US Congressmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, please. Like they've ever changed anything that needed it.

Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

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What do they always forget to do after filming a season of Game of Thrones?

The last one out is meant to get the Wights

How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

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Why don't I enjoy certain middle eastern food?

Because it just makes me falafel.

What did the sick gyro say to the other gyro?

I falafel.

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What kind of bird always sticks together?

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What kind of birds do you usually find locked up ?

Jail-birds !