What makes you say that, Tim?

Well, you're standing naked in my closet..."

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When do you kick a midget in the balls?

When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

What did the hat say to the coat stand?

You stay here, I'll go on a head.

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What do you call an armoire that is secretly used as a closet?

A closet closet.

What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?

Hide-and-go-seek winner from last year.

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What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits?

Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.

What makes you say that, Tim?

Well, you're standing naked in my closet..."