When do you kick a midget in the balls?

When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What should it sound like when it's connecting?

guy in the back stands up confidently Pterodactyls

Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

What is Reddits favorite country?

Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!! :)

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside times square on new years?

Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Who never gets his hair wet in the shower?

A bald man.

What did the witch put in her hair?

A: Scare spray.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What does a gynocologist and a pizza man have in common?

Thay can smell the goods, but they can't taste them.

What do gynecologists and pizza delivery drivers have in common?

They're close enough to smell it, but can't have a taste.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

How to you make a Hormone?

You kick her in the groin.

Why is it good to know someone who kicks ducks in the face?

Because they're always footing the bill.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do call the two midgets who ran an impound lot?

Little Seizers

What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs?

A flap in the face.