Why did (do?

cavemen drag their women by the hair if the dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why don't women work as long and as hard as men in the office?

They do it right first time.

What's the worst thing about being a transgender?

Having the women inside of you telling you what to do.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do you call a detective from Glasgow with three feet?

A Scotland Yard.

How do you tell the difference between an introvert or extrovert software engineer?

The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do witches put on their hair?

Scare spray!

What do you call soup that you've found a hair in?

Rabbit Soup :D

Caveman Jokes More Caveman Jokes

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman?

RAWR!

What do you call a caveman that goes walkabout?

A Meanderthal.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

What do you get when you take a needle to a balloon filled with yogurt?

pop culture

What do you get if you fill a suburb full of Mermen?

Prawn crackers.

Mud Jokes More Mud Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?

Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud

Drag Jokes More Drag Jokes

What do you name a dog with no legs?

Cigarette" because you take him out for a drag.

What do you do with a dog that doesn't have any legs?

You take him for a drag.