Why did (do?

cavemen drag their women by the hair if the dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you understand women?

I really just want to know.

What do you call a woman made out of beef?

Patty

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why isn't my hand 12 inches?

Because then it would be a foot

Whats the difference between a duck?

One foots both the same!

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What experience do you have plucking chickens?

Me: See all those hairs on my chin No. Me: Exactly.

Why did the bully go to beauty school?

A: She wanted to tease hair

Caveman Jokes More Caveman Jokes

What do you call a caveman that goes walkabout?

A Meanderthal.

Why did (do?

cavemen drag their women by the hair if the dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

What do you call a space pub filled with white chicks?

The Mos Eisley can't even.

What kind of engine did you put in it?

cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.

Mud Jokes More Mud Jokes

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud and crosses back over?

A dirty double crosser.

Drag Jokes More Drag Jokes

What do you name a dog with no legs?

Cigarette" because you take him out for a drag.

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.