I really just want to know.
He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.
Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.
Because it's whey strained.
Because you know you made a real ef-**fart**
It don't need cleaning!
Is it in yet? How does a man destroy a womans pride with 4 words? I don't know.
Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)
Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.