Whatchya thinking about?

Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.

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What do you call a dog in the library?

A hush puppy.

What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

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Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence

Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :( I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

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When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

How Am I Driving' sign* Panics Hello?

There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving

English Jokes More English Jokes

What is the most awesomely amazing word in the English language?

Anticlimactic

What English King invented the fireplace ?

Alfred the grate !

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Whatchya thinking about?

Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.

What is the only English word a French-Canadian knows?

Sorry.