What English King invented the fireplace ?

Alfred the grate !

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Why should you never mess with a Gladiator who knows his English literature?

First he'll bellowulf at you, then he'll shakespeare

What's an English teacher's favourite cereal?

Synonym Grahams

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Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

What did they give the guy who invented the doorknocker?

A no-bell prize

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What English King invented the fireplace ?

Alfred the grate !

What does an ear of corn hang on his fireplace during Christmas?

A stalk-ing! (A stocking!)