What English King invented the fireplace ?

Alfred the grate !

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What's the difference between an American student and an English student ?

About 3000 miles !

What is Black, White and Red all over?

My English Monologue Draft...

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What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

Whatcha inventing?

I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."

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What English King invented the fireplace ?

Alfred the grate !

What do organic mathematicians throw into their fireplaces?

Natural logs.