I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!
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Past tense.
The lips are moving
Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies.
Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.
He was stuffed.
A watermeloin.. Don't worry, I remember where the door is.
A: So brunettes can remember them.
Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.
Girl: My place, 250...your place 400!
To teach women how to stand on their hind legs.
Because two Wongs don't make a Wright.
A pedometer
A: Are you syncing what I"m syncing