Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

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What should you use to make a boat explode?

A weapon of mast destruction.

What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks

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Which side is it best to lie on?

she asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.

What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio's face?

Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...

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How does Harry Houdini tell people to steal stuff?

Straight jack it.

Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ?

Because they're both full of stuffing !

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Who remembers the 2016 presidential race?

Nobody expected that late run from Gonzalez, did they?

Why is it so difficult for people with breast cancer to remember things?

They have bad mammaries.

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What do you do if you break your arm in two places?

Don't go back to those two places.

Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

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What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

Which scientist invented the nuclear powered floor cleaner?

J. Robert Moppenheimer

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Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

What dose a device that makes electricity and a person who likes a comment on caitlyn's face book page have in common?

They are both generators (jenner-rater)