What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

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What happens if the baby pees?

Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool

What happened when the pig ran into his ex?

there was a porkward silence

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Why did Kanye blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

How many men does it take to open a can of beer?

None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you.

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What do you like about me?

Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes

What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

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How do you call a USB stick in Russia?

A put-in

How does Smaug copy files to a USB stick?

Dragon drop

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Who invented schools and teaching?

Ed. U. Cation!

Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first?

Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.

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What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.

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How do you fit 4 girls on a bar stool?

Flip it over

How does the Hulk make money?

He flips houses.