What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

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What happened when the Mrs. Smith's truck collided with the Tastykake truck?

Pyrex

What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

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What do you say when the Batmobile drives by?

Na na na na na na na na BAT MAN What do you say when a stolen Batmobile drives by? Na na na na na na na na BLACK MAN

Which one of the ten men won the pun contest?

No pun in ten did!

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How many people live in the lower part of Italy?

There are literally Sicilians.

How can a law student make it?

lowering the bar. or not to.

Usb Jokes More Usb Jokes

What goes after USA?

USB.

What do you call a bee from US?

USB

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What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

Funeral Jokes More Funeral Jokes

What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

What is the similarity between a cough syrup and an undertaker?

They both take away the coffin.

What would George Washington do if he were alive right now?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Flip Jokes More Flip Jokes

How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?

You take the letter F out of way.

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.