How can you tell if a clock is hungry?

It goes back for seconds

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How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

What does a traffic light tells to another traffic light?

Dont look at me I'm changing

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Why do grandparents have so many clocks?

So they won't run out of time

What do you call a belt with a clock?

A waist of time.