How can you tell if a clock is hungry?

It goes back for seconds

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What would you say about someone who li kes to tell cancer jokes?

That he has a sense of tumor (Courtesy of twitter.com/sorryforthelolz)

Whats the most essential part of telling a joke about terrorism?

an explosive punchline

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What time is it when a Muslim immigrant brings a clock to school in Texas?

Time to get a new principal.

How many men does it take to fix a women's watch?

Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!