What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?

Time to get it fixed.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why did the idiot have his sundial floodlit ?

So he could tell the time at night !

Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?

A: He wanted to work overtime.

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?

It was for 'tick or tweet' !

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice?

Neck-romance-y.

What's worse than being struck by a lightning?

Being struck by an iMac.

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

How many software developers does it take to fix a light bulb?

none, its a hardware issue.

What's the one thing a mechanic can't fix?

Stupid

Thirteen Jokes More Thirteen Jokes

What goes into thirteen twice?

Roman Polanski.

What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?

Time to get it fixed.