What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?

Time to get it fixed.

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Why Do Philosophers Have Such Good Teeth?

Because they philos all the time!

What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

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Why Ahmed made a clock?

To know when to blow up

What do you call a clock you wear on your belt?

A waist of time

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Why did the guy at the trainyard get struck by lightning?

He was an excellent conductor

Why did the bowling pins stop working?

They went on strike!

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Why did Ellen Pao fire an employee with cancer?

Fixed* deleted

How do I get out this stain?

Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!

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What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?

Time to get it fixed.

What goes into thirteen twice?

Roman Polanski.