What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?

Time to get it fixed.

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Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

What time is it?

I don't know... it keeps changing.

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Why can't clocks keep secrets?

Because, time will always tell.

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It was for 'tick or tweet' !

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What is brown, small, and smells of caramel?

A diabetic who's been struck by lightning.

Why did the chicken get a strike?

Because it was a fowl.

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How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch!

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When you fix one problem, 38 more problems pop up.

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What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?

Time to get it fixed.

What goes into thirteen twice?

Roman Polanski.