What time is it?

I don't know... it keeps changing.

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Whats that over there?

I don't know but i think i just got a raging clue

What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?

One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.

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How many dead-heads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb should be willing to change.

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What did the two lesbian vampires say to each other?

Same time next month?

Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.