What time is it?

I don't know... it keeps changing.

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What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan. :P

What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

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How many Vietnam War Veterans does it take to change a lightbulb?

You don't know man, you weren't there!

How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

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What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time . . .

What does a time traveler do when he's hungry?

He goes back 4 seconds.