What time is it?

I don't know... it keeps changing.

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How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more

What's happened to this one?

I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.

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How many cancer patients does it take to change a light bulb?

1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was

What is 32% black, 45% white... ...gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

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What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

What do my toaster and I have in common?

We both like to be in the same bathtub at the same time.