Hey, dad, did you get a haircut?

No, I got them all cut.

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How much for a haircut?

Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.

What did the furniture salesman say when he wasn't happy with his haircut?

Its a chaise lounge.