How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb should be willing to change.

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How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

How many PETA memebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. PETA can't change anything.

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Why is it important to have plenty of help when changing a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.

How many buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Three - one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change-and not-change it.

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What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

Why should Ray Charles be a psychologist?

Because he feels for everyone.