What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.

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What's black and steals your change?

Vending machines.

Why did the soda can quit its job at the vending machine?

It was soda pressing.

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Why did the soda can quit its job at the vending machine?

It was soda pressing.

What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

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What do Monica Lewinsky and NFL players both have in common?

It's their knees that go first.

What does a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?

They both say "Insert Bill Here"

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What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity

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What does a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?

They both say "Insert Bill Here"

What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.