What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.

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What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.

Why did the soda can quit its job at the vending machine?

It was soda pressing.

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Why did the soda can quit its job at the vending machine?

It was soda pressing.

Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

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What was Monica Lewinsky's job at the White House?

Receiving heads of state.

What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.

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What's at the end of every movie?

Insert coin

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

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What does a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?

They both say "Insert Bill Here"

What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common?

They both say insert Bill here