What do Monica Lewinsky and NFL players both have in common?

It's their knees that go first.

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What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

When is the NFL going to start drafting players with mental handicaps?

Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

Monica Lewinsky Jokes More Monica Lewinsky Jokes

Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

What does a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?

They both say "Insert Bill Here"